One thing that I have learned as an equestrian is that anyone can jump a big jump, but it’s how you ride in between them that matters
He’s one to talk haha
Inspector Gadget says “you are small and insignificant.”
Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)
This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct
Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.
Ozzy is a national treasure
God is like "ball is life, my son"
a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage